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wintersday) wrote2020-10-30 09:36 pm
wintersday) wrote2020-10-30 09:36 pm
Fic: maliiciiou2 compliiance
Title: maliiciiou2 compliiance
Fandom: Homestuck
Major Characters/Pairings: Sollux, the Condesce
Wordcount: 100 (if one ignores the TAs)
Rating: Teen
POV: ?? I think this is technically epistolary.
Summary: Sollux maxes out his hacker cred for life.
TA: hey.
TA: quiick que2tiion for you.
TA: how do you crack an uncrackable 2y2tem?
TA: do you wa2te your tiime lookiing for backdoor2 and clever workaround2
TA: beatiing your head agaiin2t top of the liine 2ecuriity?
TA: nah.
TA: you get 2ome dumba22 on the iin2iide two iin2tall an attractiive piiece of hardware wiith a na2ty payload.
TA: (and yeah there2 a cheap 2hot there but iim not gonna take iit.)
TA: iinciidentally, your conde2cen2iion
TA: 2ecuriity tiip2 for a22hole2
TA: iif 2omethiing look2 two ea2y
TA: iit probably ii2 two ea2y.
TA: anyway, that2 enough 2mugne22.
TA: iit2 tiime two 2iit back
TA: relax
TA: enjoy the riide
TA: thii2 ii2 your new captaiin 2peakiing.
Fandom: Homestuck
Major Characters/Pairings: Sollux, the Condesce
Wordcount: 100 (if one ignores the TAs)
Rating: Teen
POV: ?? I think this is technically epistolary.
Summary: Sollux maxes out his hacker cred for life.
TA: hey.
TA: quiick que2tiion for you.
TA: how do you crack an uncrackable 2y2tem?
TA: do you wa2te your tiime lookiing for backdoor2 and clever workaround2
TA: beatiing your head agaiin2t top of the liine 2ecuriity?
TA: nah.
TA: you get 2ome dumba22 on the iin2iide two iin2tall an attractiive piiece of hardware wiith a na2ty payload.
TA: (and yeah there2 a cheap 2hot there but iim not gonna take iit.)
TA: iinciidentally, your conde2cen2iion
TA: 2ecuriity tiip2 for a22hole2
TA: iif 2omethiing look2 two ea2y
TA: iit probably ii2 two ea2y.
TA: anyway, that2 enough 2mugne22.
TA: iit2 tiime two 2iit back
TA: relax
TA: enjoy the riide
TA: thii2 ii2 your new captaiin 2peakiing.